1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive
heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so
I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive.
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